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Isabelle1
17th March 2001, 04:20 PM
A woman has 3 daughters.
All 3 daughters, she believes are virgins and all 3 are getting married so the woman is slightly worried as each heads off to her honeymoon...

Write to me, soon as you can, Darling- I don't ask for details but just let me know if it all went allright, ok?, she asks each of her daughters before they step on the plane.

A week goes by before she receives the first post-card.

On it is written: "nescafe ( the name of a coffee brand)

The woman rushes to her kitchen and blushes as she reads the coffee's slogan; "good to the last drop".

She is happy for he daughter and now awaits news from the other 2 daughters....

Two days later, she receives yet another post-card from another one of her daughters. This one reads; "Benson & Hedges"(a cigarette brand)....

The woman, remembering her husband smokes that brand, goes through her husband's jacket pocket to find his cigarettes, only to read this brand's slogan;"Extra Long, King Size".

The lady blushes again and coughs nervously but she is still happy for her daughter as all seems well with her and her new groom.

Three weeks go by before the woman hears from her youngest daughter.
The card comes in with just two words spelled out on it; "British Airways".

Unable to initially understand just what her daughter meant by this statement, the woman rushes out to find a magazine in wich an advertisement for British Airways appear....

The slogan reads; "Three times a day, seven times a week, both ways".

The lady faints!

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Nicola R
17th March 2001, 07:20 PM
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biglove steve
17th March 2001, 08:01 PM
nice one Isabelle.....like that.. biglove

singerman
17th March 2001, 10:28 PM
virgin? never met on meself isabelle!, lol, nice onexxxxrick

mrrizla
17th March 2001, 11:27 PM
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sweetcherrie
18th March 2001, 10:58 AM
nice one http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif