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15th March 2001, 12:17 PM
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be year 2000 compliant. Known as: "Millennia Year Application Software System"(MYASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterwards she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS. There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hard work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in MYASS."

15th March 2001, 12:50 PM
Nice one adam keep it up mate http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/friends.gif

15th March 2001, 01:29 PM

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15th March 2001, 01:34 PM
Good one Adam.
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15th March 2001, 01:54 PM
Hahahah Nice on Adam http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

Was it written with a not to distant former employer in mind ? http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

Andy http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/friends.gif

Astro's Beard
15th March 2001, 02:03 PM
Yeah Adam.... I have geard of MYASS. Apparently there are one or two cracks in it though http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smile.gif The "full moon" MYASS is the new updated version... makes things alot clearer to see !!

15th March 2001, 02:20 PM
http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif Astro's Beard, ....the "Full Monty" in cyber version! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

Way too funny, Adam. http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smile.gif

Big love always,


15th March 2001, 03:01 PM
Hiya Andy,

Honestly, do i look like someone who would 'brown nose' my former employers in any way.

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Nicola R
15th March 2001, 04:03 PM



15th March 2001, 06:04 PM
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15th March 2001, 07:30 PM
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15th March 2001, 07:35 PM
nice one!!

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15th March 2001, 07:59 PM
Great one Adam! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif

I gotta print this one and show MYASS to the family. http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif

15th March 2001, 08:11 PM
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Homely Girl
15th March 2001, 08:28 PM
Jim Royle from 'The Royle Family' would be proud of you.
Have to print that one off. could be good for an April Fools joke.
Well done!

16th March 2001, 05:09 PM
great one, but I dont understand it. no, I am joking I like it. http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif

17th March 2001, 01:23 AM
nice 1 dude http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif jumbo

17th March 2001, 01:58 PM
Nice one Adam

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[This message has been edited by michbee (edited 17 March 2001).]

25th March 2001, 08:27 PM
nice one adam.hee hee.