View Full Version : joke-not for faint hearted!!!

13th March 2001, 10:06 PM
James Bond walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful woman. He looks at his watch, then at the woman.
"Is you date late?" she asks
"No " he replies, "I've just been given this gadget which can tell me things about the person I'm sitting next to."
"What does it tell you about me?" she asks
"That you've got no knickers on" he smiles
"It's wrong, I've got some on" she says
Mr Bond raises an eyebrow then taps his watch, irritated.
"Damn thing" he says "It must be an hour fast!"

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(((Just thought this was a good one, don't mean to offend anyone!!)))

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[This message has been edited by zuperzar (edited 13 March 2001).]