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mrrizla
11th March 2001, 07:08 PM
One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his
apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a
minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

So the guy says, "Well, give me some examples."
So the girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if a
guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, that
means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.
Then she said, "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem
to find the hole, that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me
either."
Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"

He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I
lick the lock."
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bt/ub40
11th March 2001, 08:41 PM
http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif mrrizla...always a pleasure to read your posts...."keep em coming"....ub40 http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smokin.gif

Neonhaze
11th March 2001, 08:52 PM
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cazzy
12th March 2001, 05:38 PM
thats a good one mrrizla http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif

sweetcherrie
12th March 2001, 06:13 PM
It's a good one.
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dez
12th March 2001, 10:44 PM
nice one mr rizla http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/smile.gif

jumbo
12th March 2001, 11:15 PM
just dont pick the lock http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif jumbo

[This message has been edited by jumbo (edited 12 March 2001).]