View Full Version : Funny little joke!

da lisa
9th March 2001, 01:22 PM
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them."

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. The meal was really delicious and he said so, despite the
dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and called, "Here Soap! Here Water!"


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9th March 2001, 06:18 PM
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9th March 2001, 09:27 PM
I,m gonna remember that next time I have guests & put my 2 dogs to work.LOL.Not that i would serve dinner on dirty dishes to begin with but it will bring a laugh at clean up time.

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10th March 2001, 12:53 AM
yeah yeah
thats a good one

10th March 2001, 11:50 AM
love it.

10th March 2001, 01:54 PM
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