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7th March 2001, 10:12 AM
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent
25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke
into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in
the bedroom.

He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on
the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he
was kissing her neck.

Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the
husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow,
and whispered, "Darling, this man hasn't seen a woman in years. I
him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry.

Just co-operate and do anything he wants.
If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend
you like it. Whatever you do, don't fight him and make him mad.
Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says:
"Darling, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't
seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck ... he was
whispering in my ear.

He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the
Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, and I love you too." http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bounce.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

7th March 2001, 10:16 AM
great one mrrizla. really

da lisa
7th March 2001, 03:45 PM
Love it! Love it! Love it!




8th March 2001, 08:28 PM
Nice one!

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9th March 2001, 09:42 PM
Love it keep up the good laughhs.

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