View Full Version : What's your favorite drink? :o)

da lisa
1st March 2001, 11:31 AM
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a
woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows
exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested,
she'll send you a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but
actually has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an
easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get
totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this
evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her

Then there is the male addendum. The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid.

Tequilla: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay (and looking to get laid).

http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bigwink.gif So tell me all your favorite drinks! Looking forward to reading it! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif




1st March 2001, 11:36 AM
Hey Da Lisa, mine's rum.
What you got for that??

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da lisa
1st March 2001, 02:26 PM
Well Dubb, I read your joke about the guy who was going to the bar every night and his wife went with him one time... So you get the point? http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif

Okay, an addy for the male Rum drinkers then:

Drink: Rum
Personality: He thinks he's originally coming from a tropical island and is only interested in getting laid by a Jamaican girl!

Sorry, this is just my bad thoughts... http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/evil.gif
And I was keeping it in the same thinking logic as the original joke! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif

Don't be upset Dubby Boy! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif




Maybe Tomorrow
1st March 2001, 06:56 PM
Mines Vodka and Coke!! What does that say about me??!!

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1st March 2001, 07:06 PM
Naturally I'm a 'Wino' - not that dodgy White Zinfandel of course.. but I do like to 'mix my drinks' also - so go figure!


You'll have to judge for yourself at Fanfest - mines a large one!!

1st March 2001, 07:10 PM
hey Da Lisa,

mine's tea, but please don't tell me what that means, i think i already know, lol.

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da lisa
2nd March 2001, 11:57 AM
Okay here's an update for all your favo drinks! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Drink: Tea
Personality: You like to keep your head straight so you know exactly who you're shagging, so no ****** looking like Richard Gere sort of thing...

Drink: Vodka (mine too to be honest, on the rocks...)
Personality: Living life on the wild side! Always looking for a nice way to have fun. And wanting to get laid every time with a gorgeous person, and succeeding, of course.
(Okay, I manipulated that one a little bit: http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/biggrin.gif)

Drink whatever you like, whenever you like and do whatever you want to do! That's my motto for this Friday! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

Have a great weekend all you out there!

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