View Full Version : Quickie for ya...

biglove steve
28th February 2001, 07:02 PM
A Man and his wife driving along when they are pulled by the cops,The plod cautions the driver for speeding,
"But i wasnt" claims the driver, "Oh Fred you were doing 80 and you know it"
Replies his wife, The copper then notices a blown tail light. "Really officer i didnt know". says Fred.
"Oh Fred you promised to get that fixed last month" points out his missus,,
The PC asks Fred if he was wearing his seatbelt when he was pulled, "Oh yes" answers fred.
"I took it off when you came over to the car".. "Oh Fred you never wear your seatbelt" pipes up his wife.
Freds had enough and glares at her. "Shut your ****** mouth!" he bellows
The copper is startled "Does your husband often speak to you like his" he asks,
"Oh no, Just when he is pissed".......

28th February 2001, 07:57 PM
http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bounce.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bounce.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bounce.gif:bounce

28th February 2001, 07:59 PM
I just lurrvvee that one!!! Excellent!!!!


Homely Girl
28th February 2001, 09:14 PM
Thats what you call an honest, law abiding wife!! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/eek.gif I would have done exactly the same in her situation!! http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bigwink.gif

28th February 2001, 10:23 PM
good one big love

Haven't stopp ed laughing yet


1st March 2001, 12:45 AM
ha! ha! nice one steve

1st March 2001, 06:28 PM
hahahah good one....... http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bounce.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/bounceblue.gif

take care keepem' comin'

big happy love,