View Full Version : Newcastle joke for Da Lisa

20th February 2001, 02:54 PM
A guy driving gets pulled over by the police.
"You were swerving all over the road", says the police, "Breathe into this".
The man hands over a card which reads 'this man is asthmatic, please don't allow him to breathe too heavily'.
"OK, down the station for a blood sample". says the police.
The man produces another card which says 'This man is a Jehovahs witness, and is not allowed to give blood'.
The irrate policeman says, "Right, a urine sample, Now!!"
The man gives him a third card which reads 'This man is a Newcastle Utd fan, please don't take the p***!!!'