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mrrizla
20th February 2001, 09:04 AM
At 70-year old George's annual physical, Dr. Smith asked, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off."


"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"


A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. But I had to know: is it true that he gets up during the night and, poof!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through, poof!, the light goes off?"


Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my goodness! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!" http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

Bad Ekko
20th February 2001, 09:19 AM
http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif old folks jokes always crack me up http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

Dubb
20th February 2001, 09:29 AM
Nice one Mr R

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da lisa
20th February 2001, 11:09 AM
http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/laff.gif http://www.demo3w.com/ubb/lol.gif

LMAO!

Loves,

Lisa

freed0m07
20th February 2001, 11:18 AM
lol

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