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da lisa
19th February 2001, 12:44 PM
Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

Okay, now I'm changing my hair again from purple to blonde... That's it...

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Loves,

Lisa

limey
19th February 2001, 02:25 PM
LOL-

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ogm
19th February 2001, 06:01 PM
a bloke sits in a bar and says to the girl at his side 'do you want to hear a blonde joke'....the blonde replies' look i am not a brunnette i am a natural blonde and i'm a weight lifter..my friend here is also natural blonde and she is a kick boxer.. my other friend is also blonde and is a martial arts expert ..now do you still want to tell that joke'...the man says' no not if i've got to explain it three times'

mrrizla
19th February 2001, 06:12 PM
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Neonhaze
19th February 2001, 06:15 PM
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