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Old 12th March 2007, 01:36 PM
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a little bloke walked into a pub and as he got through the door he slipped on a pile of dog shit....he got up cleaned himself down and sat at the bar and ordered a pint...

2 minutes later a big bloke walked in and he slipped on the shit as well

the little bloke said "i just done that"

so the big bloke knocked the fk out of him
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Yep, you're right Tik.


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Old 12th March 2007, 01:41 PM
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Old 12th March 2007, 01:42 PM
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the first bloke was you, right Tik?
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Old 12th March 2007, 01:48 PM
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the first bloke was you, right Tik?
probably Mo
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Old 12th March 2007, 01:54 PM
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+ more than the other joke
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Old 12th March 2007, 03:03 PM
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No..NO...NO....twas total crap
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