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Old 13th July 2001, 03:12 PM
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.



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Old 14th July 2001, 08:22 AM
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I love them Trina, so true!!!

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Old 14th July 2001, 08:43 AM
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Old 14th July 2001, 11:26 AM
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aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha love it
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Old 15th July 2001, 01:05 PM
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Good ones Trina

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