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Noel Gallagher was in a cafe trying to think of a new song and waiting for his food...

The waiter came to him and said "here's your soup sir,but i am afraid we have no bread.........so you got a roll with it.........

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Old 6th June 2001, 07:09 PM
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Two lunatics escaped from the asylum and made their way across the roof tops,they got to a gap and the fisrt one jumped landing safely on the other side.

The second one paused,a little scared to jump."Tell you what",said the first one,"I will shime my torch and you can walk across the beam to me".

"Sod off" said number two "Knowing you you will switch it off when i get halfway"

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Old 6th June 2001, 07:10 PM
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Two lunatics escaped from the asylum and made their way across the roof tops,they got to a gap and the fisrt one jumped landing safely on the other side.

The second one paused,a little scared to jump."Tell you what",said the first one,"I will shime my torch and you can walk across the beam to me".

"Sod off" said number two "Knowing you you will switch it off when i get halfway"

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