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Old 2nd March 2001, 07:44 PM
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea....let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good", he replies. "Get your own damn blanket."
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Old 2nd March 2001, 07:52 PM
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Another top rib tickler from the Rizlaman


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Old 2nd March 2001, 07:58 PM
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Love that........wicked
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Old 2nd March 2001, 11:00 PM
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Nice one dude

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