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Old 1st March 2001, 06:37 PM
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One day a blonde was riding down the road in he car, then suddenly she crashed it. Managing to pry herself from the wreckage..she just waited on the side of the road untill help arrived. About 10 minutes later a cop came up to her and said.''OMG, what the hell happened!?!?'' The blonde said prefusely: ''well, i was driving down the road, right? Well i was just driving, and a tree just flew in front of the car, i swerved to the right there was another tree, i swerved back to the left there was another tree! I swerved to the left there was another tr...pausing her, the cop said; umm...ma'am there aren't any trees around here for another 30 miles~ that was just your air freshner!
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Old 1st March 2001, 06:57 PM
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Nice one dude

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Old 1st March 2001, 07:15 PM
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Old 1st March 2001, 08:16 PM
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Excellent!!!! I love that one!!!!

I suppose if she had dice hanging from the mirror, it would have been another story!


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Old 1st March 2001, 09:05 PM
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good one MrRizzla..i like that...biglove
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Old 1st March 2001, 09:36 PM
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hahahah You are THE joke book

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