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Old 17th February 2001, 11:31 PM
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This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, "I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove."

So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, "Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here."

The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. "Anything else," he questions. The hippie replies, "Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove."

Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, "Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here!"

So the barkeep returns to the hippie. "That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right?" "Yeah," the hippie says, "but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too well-done, but in the groove."

The barkeep relays this to the manager, who has finally had enough. He storms out of the back room, and bellows at the hippie.

"You can kiss my ass! Not on the left cheek, and not on the right cheek, but in the groove!!"
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Old 18th February 2001, 12:08 AM
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Good one ma man check out this one..
A man walks into a rather horible burger joint and asks for a hot dog and a hamburger...The scruffy waitress says ok mate coming right up..he noticed the waitress walking around in the kitchen with a frozen hamburger under her arm pit..so he calls her over and asks what the hell are you doing with me burger.She says well the heat off my body is thawing out your hamburger..The guys says "well in that case Cancel my Hot dog"
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Old 18th February 2001, 02:19 AM
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Keep em coming.LOL.

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Old 18th February 2001, 01:43 PM
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