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Old 11th May 2007, 02:36 PM
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u dft mare
well there's nowt much else to do but be a daft mare is there?

i tried being an intelligent, articulate giraffe but no fker understands what i'm on about so being a daft mare is

a) the only thing that people understand here on the darkside
b) easier. i don't have to think about the content of my posts so can just post any old shite
c)preferable cos i've only got a small neck
d)the only way in is the only way out and it's youuuuuuuuuuuu (courtesy of cliff richard's publishing company, i thank you! )
hahahahaahah LMAO have you ever noticed the size of MY neck!!! OMFG its sooooooooo long

oh an i luv ur posts they jus make me piss cos i can imagine ya sayin it all to me as am readin it
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Old 11th May 2007, 02:41 PM
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u dft mare
well there's nowt much else to do but be a daft mare is there?

i tried being an intelligent, articulate giraffe but no fker understands what i'm on about so being a daft mare is

a) the only thing that people understand here on the darkside
b) easier. i don't have to think about the content of my posts so can just post any old shite
c)preferable cos i've only got a small neck
d)the only way in is the only way out and it's youuuuuuuuuuuu (courtesy of cliff richard's publishing company, i thank you! )
hahahahaahah LMAO have you ever noticed the size of MY neck!!! OMFG its sooooooooo long

oh an i luv ur posts they jus make me piss cos i can imagine ya sayin it all to me as am readin it
have you got a long neck sasparilla? canny say i noticed! perhaps you could gi me some tips on how to elongate mine den. i had a mate at uni who thought that long necks were elegant. i were a fat bastard at the time(so was she come to think o it ) so we both had no fkin neck. when i lost a few pounds i regained me neck so could wear necklaces again. tom called me no neck for years, fkin bastard, but nah i've gorra neck again i've got plenty o cheapo shiteo jewellery to bung on it what was the question again?
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LMAO @ YOU

fk knows wot the question was but lik ei sed YEH i have a long neck

gotta go now hun finish dinner now
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Old 11th May 2007, 02:43 PM
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well im gonna ring the bell, ding dong Avon calling
i haaaaaaaaate fkin avon. i used to buy their perfumes but after wearing em for two or three times i literally wanted to throw me dinner up. they're too fkin cloying and their mek up is shite, cheapo crappo, bringsyeroutinarash, shite so i waint be answering da door. soz
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LMAO @ YOU

fk knows wot the question was but lik ei sed YEH i have a long neck

gotta go now hun finish dinner now
you should be able to stick yer head outta the window and eat a nearby bird's nest. enjoy!
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this post is pants.....3 week old mouldy unwashed pants
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Old 11th May 2007, 02:55 PM
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this post could tek the best post ever award. well done indeed pink diva!!!!!


awwww, yer mekking me blush neps (not! as i'm incapable) thanks anyway hun
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Old 11th May 2007, 02:56 PM
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erm, nope. i asked yer to knock. have no recollection at all of ringing fkall, unless yer talking about the fkin avon lady, but i soon seen that fker off!
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