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Old 23rd March 2001, 09:02 PM
Vallie Vallie is offline
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Default joke - nuns on the run!

Two nuns went out of their convent to sell cookies. One of them is
known as Sister Mathematical and the other one is known as
Sister Logical.

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

Sister Logical: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past half-hour?

Sister Mathematical: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

Sister Logical: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most. What can we do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do, of course, is to walk
faster.

Sister Mathematical: It's not working.

Sister Logical: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

Sister Mathematical: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will
reach us in one minute.

Sister Logical: The only logical thing we can do is to split up. You
go that way and I'll go the this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what
has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

Tell me what happened!

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both, so he followed me.

Sister Mathematical: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he
could.

Sister Mathematical: And?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, dear! What did you do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

Sister Logical: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

Sister Mathematical: Oh, no! What happened then?

Sister Logical: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up
can run faster than a man with his pants down........
(And you thought it would be dirty! Say two 'Hail Marys...')
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Old 23rd March 2001, 10:27 PM
alliluvsmusic alliluvsmusic is offline
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Default Re: joke - nuns on the run!

Ah vallie if that's your first joke it's a cracker I loved it!!!



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Old 23rd March 2001, 11:30 PM
Nicola R Nicola R is offline
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Old 23rd March 2001, 11:45 PM
Vallie Vallie is offline
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Default Re: joke - nuns on the run!

yeah, i think it is my first joke on here - sad huh! never mind, i liked it and im normally really bad with jokes, I hate to offend anyone in case its taken the wrong way if you know what i mean, but this one is pretty safe!! Me thinks!!!!

Chat later all xxxxx

Vallie
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Old 24th March 2001, 01:17 PM
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Nice one vallie




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