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Old 28th August 2009, 09:20 PM
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Default STAR BAR CAPTAINS LOG 22.5 JOCKYS HAVING TROUBLE



CAPTAIN WHERE ARE HAVING A WEE BIT A TROUBLE DAN HERE SIR
I KEEP TRYING TO FIT IN TA ALL KINDS OF FORRRRUMS BUT EVERYONE THINKS IM A FAT COCK.

jocky pull your self together man we are only 2 light years away from mars.

MARS YOU SAY SIR WEE MARS SIR OR KING SIZE?

jocky we are takling about the planet mars no the bar you fat imberseal.

SORRY SIR AM FEELING A WEE BIT PECKISH ...ARE WE PASSING THROUGH A MILKY WAY SIR?

**** off jocky you tub0lard

CAPTAIN IVE FOUND A NEW GROUP IVE JUST JOINED THEY ARE CALLED THE BNP I FEEL WANTED SIR.

jocky what the **** is the BNP?

AHHHH SIR I DUNNY KNOW SIR BUT THEY WANT ME TO PASS OUT A LOAD OF LEAFLETS IM GONNA TELL THE DAMPSIDE ALL ABOUT IT SIR...

jocky you gastric banded twat i wouldnt advise it..

SIR SIR WE HAVE A PROBLEM WE CANNY REACH WARPED MINDED SPEED THE COMPUTER CANNY TAKE NA MORE ITS OVER LOADED SIR

for god sake jocky log off log off of the ali site man before you kill us all.

SHE CANNY TAKE IT SIR



jocky jocky are you there talk to me jocky progress report you thick cock end.

SIR SIR THEY ARE BOMBARDING ME WITH HATE MESSAGES SHE JUSY CANNY TAKE NA MORE CAPTAIN I NEED A WEE SNACK..

this is no time for snacking man..



SIR SIR I ALWAYS SNACK WHEN PEOPLE REJECT ME AND BELIVE ME SIR IVE BEEN REJECTED A LOT AS YA CAN SEE
ITS NOT MA FAULT SIR ITS EVERYONE ELSE.

you need to log that computer before the BB melts the whole ship
im going to have to call in kim & aggie shes down in the wash room cleaning out your lycra elvis suit from the gig at the red lion last night..






TO BE CONTINUED................
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Old 28th August 2009, 09:33 PM
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Old 28th August 2009, 09:33 PM
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Old 28th August 2009, 09:34 PM
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That was fantastic Louie.
Can't wait for the next episode. I hope it's the one here the fat nazi and the tory tw@t teleport to a BNP meeting together and somehow they fuse into 1 entity. The scariest thing I've ever seen.
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Old 28th August 2009, 09:38 PM
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Old 28th August 2009, 09:42 PM
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Old 28th August 2009, 09:42 PM
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Schtop lmfao!!!!!!


AYE AYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AYEEE this should do the trick??








NOW I NEED TO BEEM DOWN TO PLANET BNP URANUS


Activists on standby!!













OK BEEMING DOWN TO THE DARKSIDE


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Old 28th August 2009, 09:48 PM
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o man its all to much
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Viva Le Monkies!!! Let's have the NMP -- National Monkeys Party!!
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