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Old 26th January 2011, 11:10 PM
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and my other half said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are".
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk".
She said, "Yes you are".
I said, "No I'm fuking not".
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fuking drunk".
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Old 26th January 2011, 11:17 PM
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Old 26th January 2011, 11:18 PM
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...good one!
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Old 26th January 2011, 11:22 PM
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Old 27th January 2011, 02:35 AM
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Old 27th January 2011, 12:55 PM
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lol Tikkers


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Old 27th January 2011, 06:22 PM
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how funny!
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Old 27th January 2011, 08:06 PM
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Old 27th January 2011, 09:43 PM
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Ha ha very good ...tried re-telling this joke but am quite rubbish....I think it is better written down.....

(goes off to practice telling joke in mirror to an appreciative audience)
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