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Old 22nd February 2002, 11:26 AM
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Default heres something to make you all laugh!!

these are actual accounts from folk that live in council flats, as written to civil servantsthat administer and repair the units.

my bush is really overgrownround the front, and my back passage has fungus growing in it!

i want some repairs done to my cooker as its backfired and burned my knob off!

my neighbours 18 yr old son is continually banging his balls against my fence!


i wish to report that the tiles are missing from my toilet roof, i think it was the bad wind the other night that blew them off!

my lavetry seat is cracked where do i stand!

im writing on behalf of my sink, thats come away from the wall!

will you please send someone round to mend the garden path? my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and she is now pregnant, we are getting marriedin september and would like it in the back garden before then.

the toilet is blocked and we cant bathe the children until its cleared!

will you please send a man to look at my water, its a funny colour and not fit to drink!

our lavetry seat is cracked in half and is now in 3 peices!

i want to complain about the farmer accross the road, every morning his cock wakes us up at 6am and its now getting too much for me!

the man next door has a large erection in the back garden, its unsightly and dangerous!

our kitchen floor is damp,we have 2 children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it!!

haha i though they were funny...some ppl obviously dont read what they have wrote b4 sending it away!!!...hope you all enjoy !
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Old 22nd February 2002, 11:37 AM
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Old 22nd February 2002, 11:41 AM
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great stuff!!

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Old 22nd February 2002, 12:11 PM
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Brilllllllllllllll lara....xxxx you and smitten have put me in a good mood this morning, now i can face the day with a smile on me face...after reading those funnies.....
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Old 22nd February 2002, 02:31 PM
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Old 22nd February 2002, 06:53 PM
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lmao!!! brilliant lara!!!
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Old 22nd February 2002, 07:53 PM
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ROFLMAO
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Old 22nd February 2002, 09:43 PM
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well done lara
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Old 22nd February 2002, 10:07 PM
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Old 22nd February 2002, 10:12 PM
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lovely lara(please).

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