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Old 17th January 2006, 05:54 PM
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THE AGEING PENIS

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job,
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its withered head,
And watch me tie my shoes.
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Old 17th January 2006, 05:56 PM
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Old 17th January 2006, 06:00 PM
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i use viagra eye drops,do nothin for ya sex life but make ya look hard
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