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Old 26th January 2008, 01:19 PM
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Entitled: "Oh Fook Me".......By Tik

Oh fook me
What a couple of days
All gone doo lally
Because of Ali

I think its time
To post some shite
Remember when the mood was light?

Rachy b always drunk
Monkeysh schwingin and full of spunk
Father Ted was really sick...but still went to work the silly prick
Deb and Gran postin absolute shit,you`d think they would grow up a bit
San Diego being a cow...oh fooking hell i`m in trouble now
Versace Lil and her box of wine...at her age she should be in bed by nine
Imani thinks theres a big conspiracy..he`s eloped with Enya to join a monastry(bricks)
Strumpet off her tits on bud... she said her piece i knew she would
Sting went out on the piss last night....i bet you this morning she`s a fooking sight
Sylvie B is sometimes here,or digging holes or drinking beer
Loo B decided to live on a farm,she married her brother,it`ll do no harm
Aussie Deb aint seen for a bit??Perhaps her internet decided to quit
Davo and Stubble will soon be at gig,Sheilas on tour,Dave get a wig!
Moz is pissed what more can i say,piss taking bastard every day
Malc and his daughter Emma B..he sings choons in a UB stylee
His names crumpaldo he comes here with his mother...i think that i might know his brother
Bobbla loves a good old barney,shit stirring fuc ka......eats biyrani???
NepChoon Rose....has got a friend called debra.....i struggled to find a rhyme for zebra
bOi bOi,what can i say...lyrically steady everyday
Superal and his ikkle thumb ....bttt you know it will come
Alias here Alias there....walk under a bus i don`t really care
Elaine Elaine she`s gone missing,her and grant mitchell were last seen kissing
Irish Loonies Shaz and Shell....sweet baby jaysus..oh forkin hell
Mart KT...is one of us...ive seen him driving a bloody big bus
Gerdy comes on early morning....when i`m half asleep and still fookin yawnin
Moni`s dutch and so is Anja...think of all that widespread ganja
Groovy Les has moved in with his missus,i dread to think where he`s planting them kisses
Kimbo wants a job part time....i hate what i do,she can have fookin mine
Lou and Ange come from Bristol...so did Dick Turpin and he had a pistol
Mick and Emma are having a sprog,so is Hels,morning sickness on the bog
There`s people i aint mentioned,cus it will take me an age,most of them stay on the UB page
Tony used to be from Brum,but now his missus is a mum
Johhny Johhny greets to you...have you got that vid from 82?
Macchu Pacino,is that your real name...your a mardy get at times,i`m sure its only a game

forkin hell i forgot rob....sometimes known as reuben or fob
2Tony was pissed when we first met...he was staggering around like a drunken get


There`s loads of people i gotta have missed,i aint done it on purpose...i aint even pissed

So post some shite and keep it that way
Oh fook me what a couple of day`s

Copyright:mine 2008,so fook off
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:23 PM
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:23 PM
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Quality!!!! ................That had me in stitches
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:26 PM
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Fair play tiki Pooo and u remeber me woohooo .. a lil rhyme from me hehe
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:28 PM
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Love it love it love it ...

Great post there tiky old mate ..
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:33 PM
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:35 PM
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Oooooooooo i like my line ( flutters eye lashes ) :P

WELL DONE TIK .... you truelly missed your voccation in life


( roll eyes ... roll eyes .... rollllllllllllllllllllll eyessssssssssssssss )

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Old 26th January 2008, 01:53 PM
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Me in bed by nine???

TIK

I just love my wine
So how can I be in bed by nine
When I waiting in vain for you to be mine


Not a very good rhymer I am afraid

Nice one and real shyte :P
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:54 PM
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Me in bed by nine???

TIK

I just love my wine
So how can I be in bed by nine
When I waiting in vain for you to be mine


Not a very good rhymer I am afraid

Nice one and real shyte :P
fanx Lil...........yours was shit
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Old 26th January 2008, 01:58 PM
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Quote:
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Me in bed by nine???

TIK

I just love my wine
So how can I be in bed by nine
When I waiting in vain for you to be mine


Not a very good rhymer I am afraid

Nice one and real shyte :P
fanx Lil...........yours was shit
I know but did ya like the touch of me waiting for you to be mine well couldn't think of anything else to put there
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