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Old 10th August 2001, 04:29 AM
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Cats do what they want, when they want
They rarely listen to you
They're totally unpredictable
They whine when they're not happy
When you want to play they want to be alone
When you want to be alone, they want to play
They expect you to cater to their every whim
They're moody
They leave hair everywhere
They can drive you nuts

**Conclusion: They're like tiny women in cheap fur coats.

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Old 10th August 2001, 09:23 AM
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Yup... you're soooooo right about that Except the fury coats... I would never ever wear one of those!!!! I never understood those women (and men for that matter!!) who do...
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Old 10th August 2001, 04:53 PM
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Ahahahahaha ...see.. now your starting to understand women!!

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Old 10th August 2001, 05:09 PM
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Old 10th August 2001, 06:52 PM
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Er, haven't we heard this one before? It had the dogs as well...

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