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Old 28th June 2001, 09:17 AM
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And for those of us who are sick of the man-bashing jokes, it's
her turn now:

Women think they already know everything, but wait...training
courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The
Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet
Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the
First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women
Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only



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Old 28th June 2001, 09:46 AM
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Could I please enrol on course number's....
1
8
9
11
13
14
19
and
22

Gosh I will be busy
big
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Old 30th June 2001, 05:07 PM
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I must have an A-level on number 9..Getting what you want without nagging then!!!!!!!!
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Old 30th June 2001, 05:45 PM
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19. pms ... our problem.. not yours eh??

well in that case ...common cold ... your problem ... not ours ...when are you men gonna learn that having a common cold is not that big a deal ... you do not have to die for several days while making the other half suffer and run round after you ...

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Old 30th June 2001, 06:21 PM
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well trina that what god put woman on this earth for running after men lol


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Old 30th June 2001, 06:50 PM
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No Joe ... God put men on this earth to run around after the women .. but as usual.. men forget the simplist of instructions!!

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Old 30th June 2001, 08:36 PM
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Old 2nd July 2001, 08:08 AM
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Nice comeback Trina
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Old 2nd July 2001, 10:06 AM
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blimmin men!!!!!!!
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Old 3rd July 2001, 03:26 AM
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Am I the only woman that these dont apply to? Or maybe I just don't care because If there is one thing that I've learned in life, Never rely on a man for anything.If you want something done RIGHT do it yourself,because you're going to be picking his crap up behind him anyway
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