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Old 1st March 2003, 10:15 PM
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Default 1st annual LOONIE AWARDS - cast yer ballots!

Isn't it time we recognized our fellow loonies for their contrubutions to mankind? Hell yeah, it is!
Let's have it then... feel free to add categories.
Winners will recieve ROYAL LOONIE STATUS (along with a cheap, computer-generated certificate acknowledging their title)

My votes are.......


* I nominate Neptune Rose - for the "Most likely to eat chocolate for breakfast" award, as well as the "always grinning, even during traumas and dental procedures" award.


* I vote my buddy Caja - for the coveted "ROTFLMAO" award, also known as the "makes me laff 'til I wet meself award" and I also vote him "most likely to tell jokes during a funeral"


* I nominate my luvvly friend Sting - for the female version of the "ROTFLMAO" award and also the prestigious "Creative use of curse words" award.


* I nominate Rudie - for the "Halo award" coz she is such an angel. (and I said that with a straight face, too!) I also vote Cara "most likely to be nice to twats so as not to hurt their feelings"


* I nominate my close mate Bazza - for "Rude boy king of the Prom" because it just suits him somehow, dunnit? I also vote him for "most likely to take the piss out of annoying humans"


* I nominate the luvverly Sparkler - for the controversial "Chicky chick" award and also vote her "most likely to commit homicide" (wink)


* I nominate my wonderful friend Mozlongtime - for the title of "Most likely to consume lager while sleeping" ('tis an art form, you know)and also the "Six Feet Under" award, because well... he kills me!

* I nominate my dear pal Reza - for the "Diplomatic Poet" award because I think he's already got that printed on his resume. I also vote him as "most likely to post a joke that is actually funny"

* I nominate my friend Ausar - for the highly acclaimed "Roulette" award, because his wheels are always spinning. I also vote him "most likely to carry on a conversation with a refrigerator"


* I nominate the fabulous OGM for "priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest"


* I nominate my good pal Bart - for "Daddy of the year" and also "most likely to get booted from internet and throw his pc out the window"



* and last, but certainly not least, I nominate the infamous
Shabba as "most likely to laugh and/or fart during sex" and I also nominate her for the prestigious "Golden BLOP" award, because, well...she deserves it




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