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Old 26th January 2011, 11:10 PM
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Default I got home from the pub

and my other half said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are".
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk".
She said, "Yes you are".
I said, "No I'm fuking not".
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fuking drunk".
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