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DOCTOR: Good morning, Ms Moss. Now then.....You DO look very thin these days.

KATE MOSS: "THESE DAYS??" I always HAVE looked thin, Doctor. It's part of my profession

DOCTOR: I'm aware of that Ms Moss, but of late, you've looked WORRYINGLY thin.

KATE MOSS: Like I said, Doctor, I'm a model and I have to watch what I eat.

DOCTOR: Then, in the interests of your health, may I respectfully suggest that you stop WATCHING your food and start EATING it????
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Old 6th March 2006, 02:35 PM
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Old 6th March 2006, 02:36 PM
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DOCTOR: Good morning, Ms Moss. Now then.....You DO look very thin these days.

KATE MOSS: "THESE DAYS??" I always HAVE looked thin, Doctor. It's part of my profession

DOCTOR: I'm aware of that Ms Moss, but of late, you've looked WORRYINGLY thin.

KATE MOSS: Like I said, Doctor, I'm a model and I have to watch what I eat.

DOCTOR: Then, in the interests of your health, may I respectfully suggest that you stop WATCHING your food and start EATING it????
KATE: How many times have I told you, "Doctor", if I'm gonna keep getting paid as a model, and support my habi........erm, keep my finances intact( ), then I must WATCH MY WEIGHT!

DOCTOR: Ms Moss, if you continue at this rate, you won't have any weight to watch!!!
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