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Old 18th August 2003, 01:54 PM
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for change!".
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Old 18th August 2003, 02:32 PM
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[img]graemlins/laff.gif[/img] LMFAO ... Nice one Bartman! [img]graemlins/laff.gif[/img]


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Old 18th August 2003, 02:46 PM
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Old 18th August 2003, 08:31 PM
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lol bart, how do u get to wear the bronze, does it have to be a three-some? rick.x [img]graemlins/friends.gif[/img]
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Old 19th August 2003, 01:39 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by singerman:
[QB]lol bart, how do u get to wear the bronze, does it have to be a three-some?

Don't be silly Rick ... You get to wear the Bronze when your missus has had 2 other guys before you of course!!! .. I'm sure Jane will go along with that if ya really wanna use the Bronze one!!
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Old 19th August 2003, 08:51 PM
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lol trina, wondered why i was batting on a sticky wicket the other night [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
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Old 20th August 2003, 12:07 PM
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At least you get to bat Rick,some of us are always twelfth man


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