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Forum: General Anarchy 4th April 2013, 08:00 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 974
Posted By Astonlad
Today George Osbourne revealed his own personal...

Today George Osbourne revealed his own personal internal wranglings, when his arse protested about the amount of shit being ejected by his mouth. It was immediately tested for horse-meat, but found...
Forum: General Anarchy 14th March 2013, 01:56 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,206
Posted By Astonlad
Just about the level round here nowadays........

Just about the level round here nowadays..... pray you never wake up homeless.
Forum: General Anarchy 14th March 2013, 01:34 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 9,369
Posted By Astonlad
what the hell it keeps forum looking busy..... ...

what the hell it keeps forum looking busy.....


Taking the piss out of homeless people...... yeah man, take a residence on our 'manor'. We love people like you.......
Forum: General Anarchy 14th March 2013, 01:18 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 487
Posted By Astonlad
Absolute nightmare....

Absolute nightmare....
Forum: General Anarchy 14th March 2013, 12:15 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 9,369
Posted By Astonlad
So glad I live in reality.........

So glad I live in reality.........
Forum: General Anarchy 12th March 2013, 11:59 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 9,369
Posted By Astonlad
Funny that really, I'd presumed you were playing...

Funny that really, I'd presumed you were playing 'pantomimes' where you're the bad guy and he's the good. I question if this 'debate' is two neighbours having a laugh. By the way I had 700000 emails...
Forum: General Anarchy 12th March 2013, 12:29 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 9,369
Posted By Astonlad
I came in here today, and had to sweep up loads...

I came in here today, and had to sweep up loads of fur and claws and stuff.......
Forum: General Anarchy 10th March 2013, 12:47 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 9,369
Posted By Astonlad
Meow.

Meow.
Forum: General Anarchy 7th March 2013, 11:07 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 385
Posted By Astonlad
Expanding on why I found it sickening that the...

Expanding on why I found it sickening that the DOW index rallied this week, despite the prospect of devestating public spending cuts set to impact on every American, the 'markets' seem to be...
Forum: General Anarchy 7th March 2013, 07:04 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 9,369
Posted By Astonlad
George Galloway was asked last night by Channel 4...

George Galloway was asked last night by Channel 4 News to comment on the passing of Hugo Chavez.

AV05 (http://bcove.me/qi0hi72b)


This c4 report sums it all up. The attitude of congressman...
Forum: General Anarchy 5th March 2013, 04:06 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 387
Posted By Astonlad
What the man in the video says.

What the man in the video says.
Forum: General Anarchy 4th March 2013, 11:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 407
Posted By Astonlad
Horses?

Horses?
Forum: General Anarchy 4th March 2013, 11:15 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 385
Posted By Astonlad
They are all in it together for sure.

They've never had it so good. There are now even more Billionaires in the world than ever before. Following a year on year increase, there are now 1426 of them and they boast an average of 5%...
Forum: UB40 Discussion 12th February 2013, 01:46 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,103
Posted By Astonlad
Don't Brace My Heart The Horse Dies...

Don't Brace My Heart

The Horse Dies Screaming

Burger of Shame

This post was bound to stirrup a cringer or two, guess we're saddled with it now, you can't say you were led here in...
Forum: UB40 Discussion 12th February 2013, 01:40 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,103
Posted By Astonlad
Don't Pay The Filly Man (cover of the Chris De...

Don't Pay The Filly Man (cover of the Chris De Burger hit)

Knights In White Satin (raiding Findus with the cops in relation to stolen steeds)

....think I should sleep now:-?
Forum: General Anarchy 12th February 2013, 01:01 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 304
Posted By Astonlad
New Dates for 2013

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Forum: UB40 Discussion 11th February 2013, 11:39 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,103
Posted By Astonlad
Kingston Town Race Course Come Back (wid me...

Kingston Town Race Course

Come Back (wid me nose-bag of sensi) and let my horse win

Kiss and Say Goodbye (to your shirt)

I'll be your barbi tonight
Forum: UB40 Discussion 11th February 2013, 11:28 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,103
Posted By Astonlad
During the recording of the new album, producers...

During the recording of the new album, producers warned the band against eating lasagne between takes, yep you guessed, in case they get a little horse.......
Forum: General Anarchy 3rd February 2013, 01:51 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,088
Posted By Astonlad
Reuters were reporting 3 days ago that most of...

Reuters were reporting 3 days ago that most of the 'burned' manuscripts had actually been removed before the terrorists came to town. The meaning of the word 'Islam' is submission to God. It is the...
Forum: General Anarchy 28th January 2013, 04:52 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,102
Posted By Astonlad
'Costa' being the operative word, when David...

'Costa' being the operative word, when David Cameron said the NHS 'is safe in Conservative hands' he meant to say 'the NHS is 'a' safe in Conservative hands'.

Gotta create those jobs for the boys...
Forum: General Anarchy 17th January 2013, 12:17 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 831
Posted By Astonlad
Horsey, Horsey don't you stop or you might end up...

Horsey, Horsey don't you stop or you might end up in a Tesco shop. Gallop away and don't you flounder, or you could end up a quarter pounder.

Can we refer to the culprits as 'cowboys'?
Forum: General Anarchy 10th January 2013, 06:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 418
Posted By Astonlad
George's bully boys: Oozing entitlement, a young...

George's bully boys: Oozing entitlement, a young Osborne poses with Oxford's infamous Bullingdon Club in a newly discovered photo. But who were they? | Mail Online...
Forum: General Anarchy 4th January 2013, 02:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 710
Posted By Astonlad
Rumour has it that his call centres are staffed...

Rumour has it that his call centres are staffed by stuffed acrylic pensioners; with a poor concept of music.....
Forum: General Anarchy 3rd January 2013, 08:47 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 710
Posted By Astonlad
Jolly......, ney Lolly Lord Ashcroft in league...

Jolly......, ney Lolly Lord Ashcroft in league with Henry Jackson; set and ready to reap the rewards of an economic nightmare their creed created. You could be forgiven if you considered the...
Forum: General Anarchy 2nd January 2013, 07:47 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 403
Posted By Astonlad
Rail Reality

News is that it costs more to endure the wonderful customer experience of UK rail travel. There’s reports that lots of fares have increased well beyond the rate of inflation and certainly far beyond...
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