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Tik 26th January 2011 10:10 PM

I got home from the pub
and my other half said, "I can't believe how intoxicated you are".
Denying it I said, "I'm not drunk".
She said, "Yes you are".
I said, "No I'm fuking not".
She said, "Can you tell the time?"
I walked up to the clock and said, "I'm not fuking drunk".

Nes B40 26th January 2011 10:17 PM


kmaker 26th January 2011 10:18 PM

:laff::laff:...good one!

pgb 26th January 2011 10:22 PM


Kodiak 27th January 2011 01:35 AM

:lol: :lol:

ANiMALicious 27th January 2011 11:55 AM

lol Tikkers :D


GefferyMorgan 27th January 2011 05:22 PM

:lol: how funny!

homelygal1963 27th January 2011 07:06 PM


nephertiti 27th January 2011 08:43 PM

Ha ha very good ...tried re-telling this joke but am quite rubbish....I think it is better written down.....

(goes off to practice telling joke in mirror to an appreciative audience)

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